torsdag 26. mars 2009



life without Warren Buffet, Carlos(dont remember his last name) Bill Gates(Real name is William) is would not be possible because their have made the life of smart team really pleasant and fall in love with the financial crisis. The smart art team has been in dialogue with the the three wisemen. We talked about sex, drugs, rock and roll,Pink clothes and fairytale  meetings. We were protected by plenty of iron guards at all times except once when one of them ask for a smoke. Anyway we talked about the art their have bought and their favorite artists..All of them had sex with Damian Hirst 's  diamond skull. scull sex and then their showed us their favorite watches,  Carlos favorite was a green and pink diamonds and yellow leather. Bill was cool..He showed us an collection of sticks he calls a watchclock..But Warren was new tech..He had the newest iBoob sillicone crusted bronze bust made by the students at MIT in America..Their always act friendly offering us their money with a kind interest to care for our own safety as we climb up the trees.Bill gates has a huge collection of porn and art that he is really fond of..We tell you these guys know how to read art forum, frieze magazine or even visit MOMA during the night when the guards are high on something their wives have put in their sandwhiches. Their were all sweet penaut butter with blue strawberry syrup. When their visit MOMA their always think of Guggenheim for some reason their only know. They dont pay any entrance because the money their have spended on the art is more expensive to enter so therefore their need to sneak in..But you know folks..We got all on tape( just keep on reading this blog) from the very same guards who informed the smart art team because they could not fool us so many times in a row. The art world was especially the Office of The Contemporary in Norway(OCA) pleading with samrt art team not to release the video of serious art offences. But at a party the art critics and journalist of the art world  never came out to support the smart art team. Neverless the smart art team joined forces to seize control of the art market. But first we need to cut the balls of Warren Buffet and put an arrow in the ass of Bill Gates and a small peanut in the mouth of Carlos...

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oslo, helsinki/haugesund, Norway
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