smartarteam: 2009

mandag 19. oktober 2009

I got a millionaire mind, I say yes to success.

smart team spiritual guide teaching you the

secret technique of map voodoo.

søndag 18. oktober 2009

the world is a crazy place let me tell you

lullaby by smart team spiritual guide

The term Spirit Guide generally makes reference to

one or more entities who watch, teach, heal, and

help you on your physical journey into spiritual

awareness. They are above in higher frequency,

while you experience the physical below. Spirit

guides can go by many names. Often they connect

with more than one people at a time, using

identities that are comfortable to those they

communicate with. I have discovered that people

who live in balance have humorous spirit guides

and manifest positively in the physical, faster now

than ever before, and in a healthy way.

Those with mental illnesses, even unrecognized,

yet sensed, will attract negative experiences and

blame it on their guides or dark forces.

Best: smart team spirit guide.

søndag 23. august 2009

false hope brings new charisma to doomsday.

fredag 14. august 2009

the death of idealism

the sheriff of nothing has shot and most likely killed one our dear friends. Every one have a relationship to him but does not get a confirmation in their belief in that they know him.

tirsdag 21. juli 2009

SOMETHING ROTTEN IN THE STATE OF ABSURDITY

With the current financial crisis everybody seems to be affected. Finally everybody is talking, writing or even discussing how really capitalism has fooled us once again. However the good brains behind smart art team found a new way to leave everything behind. We try to find aesthetics that combine the absurdity of a rotten state in decay and the beauty that compensates that decaying factor. Been argued stones, particularly diamonds or gems carry a significant power. A power that smart art team has to break the codes. Yes, it's right. To break the codes sound like some new age trash scientific conspiracy theorists. No, very wrong. Through art as an weapon of intellectual destruction we penetrate into the absurdity of rotten states. That's now real bullshit we deal with.

mandag 20. juli 2009

yum yum

forbes list

onsdag 15. juli 2009

onsdag 1. juli 2009

smart spray

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tirsdag 30. juni 2009

Theory.Youthfullness and Social Practices.

Children make the best theorists, since they have not been educated into accepting our routine social practices as " natural", and so insist on posing to those practices as the most embarrassingly general and fundamental questions, regarding them with a wondering enstrangement which we adults have long forgotten. Since they do yet grasp our social practices as inevitable, they do not see why we might not do things differently.

jippi! finally! smart team^s space station

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mandag 29. juni 2009

Bed Piece and good art by accident (by Tareq 6 y)

torsdag 25. juni 2009

onsdag 10. juni 2009

onsdag 27. mai 2009

gold in the end of the rainbow

tirsdag 26. mai 2009

GaliBlog: Chronicles of Contemporary Art & Culture: Art student arrested @ Stenersen Museum

Searches and Findings

As of normal practice and addiction to new ideas. We found some interesting galleries and artists that could be of interest to some.
Artists:
Anika Lori
Soyfriends
Tekami
mr mucho

strandbeest

hrmnmbba

please allso check out our smart links at the bottom of this linked page for other grate stuff!

Galleries:
galleri bergman is a project initiated by artist anders bergman. his inner yard studio at uudenmaankatu 23c was used as a gallery. together with the participating artists a ground for discussion about the artists role and opportunities as an entrepreneur is being created. also questions about the punavuori area are dealt with. what is actually happening in that part of helsinki, what will the future be like in the area, can we and should we try to influence it
Galleribergman

mandag 18. mai 2009

Stripclubs and Art

Good music with very interesting creative thinking clearly inspires the works of our lives.
Check this out: Monkey Suite
We love the creative genius of the monkey that wears the nicest clothes, tells the most amazing jokes and whom all the girls love. That's plenty of ego of which has a need to feed. Apparently the rumor in town..That is the Norwegian capital

Its in our interest to dwell into matters beyond human capacity..gathering nonsense,preaching innocence and telling lies. Since Oslo has been claimed the drug capital of the world...with the most exotic heroin you could ever ever find. Off course we need to have our soldiers in Afghanistan to safeguard this precious suicidal drug that would eventually kill off all the bright minds of this country. Only to be locked up in institutions, on the streets, selling hot pussy,computors, skateboards..etc
We propose for the Norwegian state to open galleries in stripclubs...paintings by strippers(both male and female) could stimulate the boring housewife or the succesfull married man that frequently visits these stripclubs.
Since those dancers deal with an creative energy and their get paid, laid and forgotten...In the same manner as the drug addicts. Artists should take it upon them to rectify, criticise and offer alternatives for new thinking. Keep on reading. We will......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzUY6Iiur6E

Radical Art and Oslo nightlife

We were and still is concerned by the degrading manner art is represented within the public space of Oslo. The numerous billboards of advertising besides the political propaganda is so much that one needs to close your eyes..and be temporarly blind. Thats very sad. The hype of liberal politics has also infected the radical artist...Those who prefer to walk around, while everybody is asleep has now been imprisoned. Why? Just for letting your emotions on the beautifull white wall that divides the interior and the exterior. We could never less feel ashamed of that.Anyway radicalism in art is in a state of decay..Corporations of all sort with strong influential power takes control of your choices. Such as we were denied an active role in OCA(Office for Contemporary Art Norway)

Tendencies and Power of Artist Struggles

Trends are there to followed. We are always influenced by trends. Some are really boring..We think most are. However we got interested in tendencies and the power of the artistic struggles unfolding within Norwegian cultural life. Attending all the fabulous galas of aggresive social networking spaces such as exhibition openings, art parties and " invited guests only" parties we got fed up. Why? Nobody notices our presences because we dont talk the walk and walk the talk. We are more interested in aliens with hidden agendas walking amongs us with their ideologies bypassing our intellect. We could in our case have some form of decent conversation with the sweet aroma of earth stimulating our senses to a higher dimension. That is much more important than to be ask about our latest projecct and the future. We dont give a shit..Perhaps its about time that the future takes care of itself. Otherwise we would not be here.....

Aftermath of the Artist life

It has come to our attention that we have struggling to get people linking to our blogspot. Probably due to the lack of technical skills of internet knowledge that keeps us behind. Never the less we aim to be better, everytime we log in. Thats not strange..thats the naked truth.We feel very obliged to contribute towards the good of the society, even sometimes it looks bad in our doings and thoughts. We love to hang out, discussed depressing issues..try to be serious when we dream about a better tommorow, where everyone can afford to eat a pølse in Gamblebyen.Otherwise we consider this as a violation of human rights, when this demands are not meant. Therefore our comprises of creative works...dissing all the worst and making love to our canvases with spraypaint, cut outs and most of a art by accident.

søndag 17. mai 2009

National Holidays

Today within the Norwegian arts context, the ability for artists suffering from some sort of mental disorders are excluded in many ways. Their are being deprived from opportunities which only the relevant " big shots" can decide who takes part on who is left out. Its politics of monopoly within the arts sphere. Well..the truth of the matter is that does not mean that they represent the best of the best. Such as wanting to blow up the castle with dynamite imported from Afghanistan.
We at smart art team could never less be fooled be these "do gooders"

Therefore its up to artists, their girlfriends, lovers and animals to take the leading role to occupy this spaces, where politics of power within the arts context is played out. Their set up exhibitions promoting national pride with flags.

tirsdag 12. mai 2009

somali pirates smart painting

Go ahead I know you want to press this(secret fun)
The girl went into the forest with her bottle of parfume purchased on the way to the forest.A series of painting are made in the forest with green colours

You got to greedy Johnny with the big piece of love in your mouth

You got smart again with that big piece of a love diamond. The diamond in the mouth cost the same as the eyes. Coins on the eyes of the dead body only to take away the soul. Today diamond master demands that every girl wears a diamond with a skinny body.

IN THE STREETS TODAY

Make some noise for yourself as you ponder
why the fuck this picture of robin hood?

Well my good friends he decided to die in the streets. Money could everything and nothing but not the streets because robin hood will always strike back....
In Zimbabwe the inflation rate is the highest in the world..Yes.Fuck.Coca cola makes more. My friend Over already knew the trick of the tricksters, so he decide to buy a Loaf of BREAD...And know you might why this is called art or has to do with art..Life is about choices and mistakes with peanutbutter wolf in a small alone. Site specific Morality:Is it possible to have a meaning imbued into you with culturalhuy and nothing else with the gangsters of the land. Petr was walking down the road thinking about moral issues. He invent the pencil and the ink to write about the things in the sun and the stars. He was fantastic and cockastic about it and abstract.Wow.This text is so abstract. We lost control but touch on some important issues for humanity.Gone are the days of looting and rooting but only law that speaks and humaniutyj is still thinking about checking the mail or wait for the pizza man.