mandag 8. februar 2010



My head is like a lightbulb, tense, exited, way out there and full of lights. I have million dollar ideas on my mind.

I had just been outside for som fresh winter air and this thoughts of creating something struck me as a bulldozer pushing the snow passed by. I had been inn side all day up until that moment, I had ate one hard boiled egg and some home baked bread and I was fooling around on the computer, reading the news checking my mail when i stumbled upon this page that i had not visited in a long time. I watched the video "I have million dollar ideas on my mind" again for the first time in a long while and i remembered how fun it was to sit in that working barrack making it.

As I was out breathing fresh air it hit me that I had to write something. At first i thought about making some drawings or uploading some videos but I pushed those ideas away and started thinking about what to write. All of a sudden i was home in-front of the key board, I had logged in onto this blog and had allready started writing. That sort of amazes me. I dont usually enjoy to write, but now it feels so grate to just push away on the keys. Its easy.

Im thinking allot about why i have this lust for creating things. useless objects usually, for who? how can i sustain myself doing this? Million dollar ideas. what is a million dollar idea? Selling cigarettes? Manufacturing weapons? Clean drinking water? Im not shure im ín the right buissness for million dollar ideas as an visual artist. Maybe writing a book? Im not really sure I would have wanted to be a millionaire anyway. What would I do with a million dollars? How good would I feel with a million dollars in my pants? Sure one could do alot of good things with a million dollars and I would sure look good with all the jewelry.

Now I been stearing out the window for I dont know how long and realized that my head is still inside a glass like bubble, its like a haze. I dont know why its there Im neither uncomfortable nor comfortable with my current styate of mind, I dont know why Im here or who I really am. Im just here. And it feels timeless, I am like hypnotized, I am one, I am you too. There is a million ideas that is available, I can see them all, but non of them clearly. One of these ideas is a million dollar one. Im now approaching it.

If i had a million dollars i would spend it on soup.And I would give you some.

A million dollars. Is there a million dollars for every one? Is that what every body wants? A million dollars. It sounds so crazy. There is not a million dollars for everyone but still every body wants. Why is it like that? What is so grate with a million dollars? What is it that creates this need for a million dollars? Why do i want a million dollars? What am i going to use it for? Every body wants a million dollars, how much would you work to earn a million dollars?

Why not a billion dollar. I wish for a billion dollars. I wish for billion dollar ideas.

My million dollar idea is that i want a billion dollar instead.

If i had a billion dollars i would spend it on soup. I want to sit here in front of my computer and receive an offer for a billion dollar so i can cook soup. It will be the largest founded pice of edible art in the history of man. When i have received a billion dollars on my bank account i will rise up from my chair and move over to my stove and start cooking soup for a billion dollars.

lightbulb.



mandag 19. oktober 2009

I got a millionaire mind, I say yes to success.

smart team spiritual guide teaching you the
secret technique of map voodoo.

søndag 18. oktober 2009

the world is a crazy place let me tell you

lullaby by smart team spiritual guide

The term Spirit Guide generally makes reference to
one or more entities who watch, teach, heal, and
help you on your physical journey into spiritual
awareness. They are above in higher frequency,
while you experience the physical below. Spirit
guides can go by many names. Often they connect
with more than one people at a time, using
identities that are comfortable to those they
communicate with. I have discovered that people
who live in balance have humorous spirit guides
and manifest positively in the physical, faster now
than ever before, and in a healthy way.

Those with mental illnesses, even unrecognized,

yet sensed, will attract negative experiences and

blame it on their guides or dark forces.

Best: smart team spirit guide.

søndag 23. august 2009

fredag 14. august 2009

the death of idealism

the sheriff of nothing has shot and most likely killed one our dear friends. Every one have a relationship to him but does not get a confirmation in their belief in that they know him.

tirsdag 21. juli 2009

SOMETHING ROTTEN IN THE STATE OF ABSURDITY




With the current financial crisis everybody seems to be affected. Finally everybody is talking, writing or even discussing how really capitalism has fooled us once again. However the good brains behind smart art team found a new way to leave everything behind. We try to find aesthetics that combine the absurdity of a rotten state in decay and the beauty that compensates that decaying factor. Been argued stones, particularly diamonds or gems carry a significant power. A power that smart art team has to break the codes. Yes, it's right. To break the codes sound like some new age trash scientific conspiracy theorists. No, very wrong. Through art as an weapon of intellectual destruction we penetrate into the absurdity of rotten states. That's now real bullshit we deal with.

mandag 20. juli 2009

yum yum

forbes list


onsdag 15. juli 2009






onsdag 1. juli 2009

smart spray


tirsdag 30. juni 2009

Theory.Youthfullness and Social Practices.


Children make the best theorists, since they have not been educated into accepting our routine social practices as " natural", and so insist on posing to those practices as the most embarrassingly general and fundamental questions, regarding them with a wondering enstrangement which we adults have long forgotten. Since they do yet grasp our social practices as inevitable, they do not see why we might not do things differently.

jippi! finally! smart team^s space station



click!

mandag 29. juni 2009

torsdag 25. juni 2009

onsdag 10. juni 2009

tirsdag 26. mai 2009

GaliBlog: Chronicles of Contemporary Art & Culture: Art student arrested @ Stenersen Museum

GaliBlog: Chronicles of Contemporary Art & Culture: Art student arrested @ Stenersen Museum

Searches and Findings

As of normal practice and addiction to new ideas. We found some interesting galleries and artists that could be of interest to some.
Artists:
Anika Lori
Soyfriends
Tekami
mr mucho

please allso check out our smart links at the bottom of this linked page for other grate stuff!

Galleries:

galleri bergman is a project initiated by artist anders bergman. his inner yard studio at uudenmaankatu 23c was used as a gallery. together with the participating artists a ground for discussion about the artists role and opportunities as an entrepreneur is being created. also questions about the punavuori area are dealt with. what is actually happening in that part of helsinki, what will the future be like in the area, can we and should we try to influence it

Galleribergman

Følgere

smart art team

Bildet mitt
oslo, helsinki/haugesund, Norway
art club consisting of members and one animal