GaliBlog: Chronicles of Contemporary Art & Culture: Neo-romanticism & new art award

GaliBlog: Chronicles of Contemporary Art & Culture: Neo-romanticism & new art award

"boofy snacks" 2009

tiger tonys magick trick

A TALE OF FIVE CITIES

bling

ring the thing

get rich to protect

link to organize

socialize

realize

eat enough chocolate

hold and let go

run but you cant hide

burn the castle

be a hustler

run the corner

play with your dreams

colors and mindcontrol

superdupersnale with gadgets and painting on canvas: 4.50x2.75 m. important: electric light bulbes, skeleton, lazer bla bla etc..

pluss RKoS the grate doing a performance in interesting art spaceses formarly known as an art space.

Still performance lasting for ever cares for this type of shit...but the performance went well..acording to non-existing newspaper journalists flocking to the former art .sta. late

 get inspired by a wheel chair snake and waiting for a spaceship to land as the snake prepares to swallow the goose that lays the golden egg...and there after working the large scale of things..

SPACE WITCH

tommy b is a psychology cop who likes to wear black leather jacket and army pants. he is very frendly. he goes to demonstrations. and wants to hang out with autonomus groups. looking for life long commitment and contact with smart people.

lump of bicycles that was stolen to create and recreate to make something out of nothing which are in fact bicycles...Most artists except the legendary bamboo king always knew how to think but always forget to act..But at the end the bamboo king was infinite, amazed and relaxed.

inside super snail

Inside super snail

Life inside the super snail is not that glossy at all my dear friend. You must always dream of the green light you will come across in the supermarket. The story of the super snail is unique but part of many tiny piny liny green light waiting to suck your fucking energy my dear friend..But dont be afraid because the super snail will rescue you something you need to remember is to always look right befire you look left because the enemies of super snail  are ready to attack and go shopping for more bullets..But the super snail will rescue you again  and again and alway remember super snail and never forget super snail because super snail will never forget you but if you forget super snail then you will not remember super snail but super snail will always remember that you are the friend of super

mix smart art team

super spray and happy dogs

Magic dogs

Everybody that is part of the whole scene of fine art made love with Donald Judd and Donald Duck but ignored         the smat art team but the sart art team took up the matter with the highest paid art critics of the world at a secret meeting with the freemasons under a dark dungeon. All the major art magazines wrote about these scandal without getting paid a cent to live their lifes.   Anyway back to the magic dogs..Their are heavenly creatures who just happened to roam, steal, observe and forget many of the things their learned. After the stress and distress nobody cared so the smart art team needed to invent new things such as cool and inexpensive tool to bomb and loop the cities of men,...breaking the laws of the peoples own expectations that became their only way to oppress the art smart team . Life without the smart art team means death because the life of magic dogs are happy dogs..inside the contemporary art world where the lights never dies out but the smart art is a well organised taliban of the georgian mafia who went underground to safeguard the interest of all. Please never hate smart art team when their are near your home, pissing on your walls with words which will never leave a bad taste in your nose.

life without Warren Buffet, Carlos(dont remember his last name) Bill Gates(Real name is William) is would not be possible because their have made the life of smart team really pleasant and fall in love with the financial crisis. The smart art team has been in dialogue with the the three wisemen. We talked about sex, drugs, rock and roll,Pink clothes and fairytale  meetings. We were protected by plenty of iron guards at all times except once when one of them ask for a smoke. Anyway we talked about the art their have bought and their favorite artists..All of them had sex with Damian Hirst 's  diamond skull. scull sex and then their showed us their favorite watches,  Carlos favorite was a green and pink diamonds and yellow leather. Bill was cool..He showed us an collection of sticks he calls a watchclock..But Warren was new tech..He had the newest iBoob sillicone crusted bronze bust made by the students at MIT in America..Their always act friendly offering us their money with a kind interest to care for our own safety as we climb up the trees.Bill gates has a huge collection of porn and art that he is really fond of..We tell you these guys know how to read art forum, frieze magazine or even visit MOMA during the night when the guards are high on something their wives have put in their sandwhiches. Their were all sweet penaut butter with blue strawberry syrup. When their visit MOMA their always think of Guggenheim for some reason their only know. They dont pay any entrance because the money their have spended on the art is more expensive to enter so therefore their need to sneak in..But you know folks..We got all on tape( just keep on reading this blog) from the very same guards who informed the smart art team because they could not fool us so many times in a row. The art world was especially the Office of The Contemporary in Norway(OCA) pleading with samrt art team not to release the video of serious art offences. But at a party the art critics and journalist of the art world  never came out to support the smart art team. Neverless the smart art team joined forces to seize control of the art market. But first we need to cut the balls of Warren Buffet and put an arrow in the ass of Bill Gates and a small peanut in the mouth of Carlos...